Funny Things To Say To A Truck Driver
Truck drivers are the unsung heroes of the highways. They spend long hours on the road, delivering goods and keeping the economy moving. But that doesn't mean they can't have a good laugh. In fact, there are plenty of funny things you can say to a truck driver to brighten their day.
1. "How many wheels do you need to drive a truck?"
"18, right?"
2. "Do you know why truck drivers are always tired?"
"Because they take turns driving."
3. "Why did the truck driver cross the road?"
"To get to the other truck stop."
4. "Do you know what the truck driver's favorite drink is?"
"Diesel-ade!"
5. "What do you call a truck driver who's also a chef?"
"A semi-cordon bleu!"
6. "What do you call a truck driver with a sense of humor?"
"A wit-ten-hauler!"
7. "Have you heard the one about the truck driver and the chicken?"
"No? Neither did the chicken."
8. "What do you call a truck driver who's also a musician?"
"A highway star!"
9. "What do you call a truck driver who's also a magician?"
"A tricked-out trucker!"
10. "Do you know what the truck driver's favorite movie is?"
"18 Wheels of Steel Magnolias!"
11. "Why did the truck driver carry a calculator?"
"To keep track of his miles per gallon."
12. "Do you know what the truck driver's favorite animal is?"
"The truck-a-dile!"
13. "Why did the truck driver put a bell on his truck?"
"So he could hear his cargo jingle all the way!"
14. "Do you know why the truck driver always carries a map?"
"Because he's always lost."
15. "What do you call a truck driver who's also a bodybuilder?"
"A muscle hauler!"
16. "What do you call a truck driver who's always late?"
"A slow-go trucker!"
17. "What do you call a truck driver who loves to read?"
"A bookin' trucker!"
18. "Why did the truck driver wear a seatbelt?"
"To keep his beer from spilling!"
19. "What do you call a truck driver who's also a pilot?"
"A flyin' trucker!"
20. "Why did the truck driver become a comedian?"
"To get a better driving record!"
21. "What do you call a truck driver who's also a detective?"
"A case-hauler!"
22. "Why did the truck driver join a gym?"
"To tighten his lug nuts!"
23. "What do you call a truck driver who's also a firefighter?"
"A hot-hauler!"
24. "Why did the truck driver become a farmer?"
"To get closer to the root of the problem!"
25. "What do you call a truck driver who's also a painter?"
"A haulin' Picasso!"
26. "Why did the truck driver become a doctor?"
"To cure his road rage!"
27. "What do you call a truck driver who's also a mechanic?"
"A grease monkey hauler!"
28. "Why did the truck driver become a teacher?"
"To teach his trailer new tricks!"
29. "What do you call a truck driver who's also a plumber?"
"A pipe-hauler!"
30. "Why did the truck driver become a scientist?"
"To study the physics of his load!"